Interweb Treasures Tuesday {v7}

Arty Bollocks Generator (via Redbubble). Having trouble putting together an appropriately pretentious and baffling artist statement? Have this site create one for you!

I brought home a bunch of plants from Home Depot the other day with the intention of starting a little container garden. Since I’m not exactly known for my green thumb, the plan is to simply not kill it. Smart Gardener is a site that helps you plan and organize your garden, customized to the space you have and where you live (via Kyla Roma)

Here’s a helpful tutorial on how to create a repeating pattern in Illustrator (via Redbubble)

I’ve just discovered and fallen in love with this cooking blog, and this recipe sounds amazing.

Here’s another tutorial for using Photoshop to create a tilt-shift effect in your photos.

Here are 14 free vintage film textures to download at Lost & Taken.